Posts Tagged ‘mozilla’

Internet Explorer – The Search Engine With A Mental Illness

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

For reasons I won’t go into right now, I’m on a MAC running windows with Internet Explorer browser.  I notice it is slower than the other browser and has annoying reminders.  Also I have the need to copy and paste information from Vox, and in IE it will only copy the part still visible on my screen (where did the rest of the selection go?).

My diagnosis?  Clearly an identity disorder, and mild boarderline personality which I suspect originated from its Microsoft upbringing.

To think that 60+% of the world willingly tortures themselves with this thing.  But, like many of lifes issues, it’s really just a habit that can be broken in a few easy steps:

1) Search Google for “Mozilla.org”

2) download firefox, and never look back.

Alternatively an equally good browser is Google Chrome which you may get prompted to upgrade to if you use gmail.

Your brain is very much like a search engine – able to be altered in a couple of clicks using NLP.  It isn’t as hard and doesn’t need to be expensive.  NLP is the most logical treatment available today.

Keri Eagan

Bandlerism of today: In High School I flunked English Language and Public Speaking.  NLP was my revenge.  “In High School I flunked English Language and Public Speaking. NLP was my revenge!“In High School I flunked English Language and Public Speaking. NLP was my revenge!”

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